I couldn't be more proud of you right now. I don't care that you lost, you made the Canucks look like shit and mustered a determination to win that has only been done 6 times in NHL history. I applaud you 2010-2011 Chicago Blackhawks, thank you for a wonderful series and showing the entire country that no deficit is insurmountable. I'm proud to be your fan and can't wait to see what you'll show me next year.

ALL GLORY TO MOTHER RUSSIA!

SNOW CAVES

Had a hella swell time.

There are days in a man's life when he knows he has stumbled upon something spectacular.

This is one of those days.

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I have returned from a dominion made (in)famous for its dairy products, a land where the old and sickly venture to spend their dying days, a domain where Culver's and miniature golf courses are the only source of revenue, a backwoods swamp where the mosquito is the summer state bird.

Look what I got in the mail today.

Figured I'd make this now that it's the round of 16.

Game 1: Uruguay vs. South Korea
Game 2: United States vs. Ghana
Game 3: Germany vs. England
Game 4: Argentina vs. Mexico
Game 5: Netherlands vs. Slovakia
Game 6: Brazil vs. Chile
Game 7: Paraguay vs. Japan
Game 8: Spain vs. Portugal

Predictions: Uruguay over South Korea, United States over Ghana, Germany over England, Argentina over Mexico, Netherlands over Slovakia, Brazil over Chile, Paraguay over Japan, and Spain over Portugal.

Results of Round of 16:
Uruguay - 2, South Korea - 1
Ghana - 2, United States - 1 (extra time) FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Germany - 4, England - 1 FUCK YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Argentina - 3, Mexico - 1
Netherlands - 2, Slovakia - 1
Brazil - 3, Chile - 0
Paraguay - 0, Japan - 0 (Paraguay advances via penalty shootout)
Spain - 1, Portugal - 0

Quarterfinal matches:
Game 1: Netherlands vs. Brazil
Game 2: Uruguay vs. Ghana
Game 3: Germany vs. Argentina
Game 4: Spain vs. Paraguay

Predictions: Brazil over Netherlands, Uruguay over Ghana, Germany over Argentina, Spain over Paraguay.

Results of Quarterfinals:
Netherlands - 2, Brazil - 1 ...Wow
Uruguay - 1, Ghana - 1 (Uruguay advances via penalty shootout)
Germany - 4, Argentina - 0 FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUCCCKKJDJGSDLF HGS YEEEAAAHHHH
Spain - 1, Paraguay - 0

Semifinal matches:
Game 1: Uruguay vs. Netherlands
Game 2: Germany vs. Spain

Predictions: Netherlands over Uruguay, Germany over Spain.

Results of Semifinals:
Netherlands - 3, Uruguay - 2
Spain - 1, Germany - 0 FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF FFFF-

Final matches:
3rd place playoff: Germany vs. Uruguay
Final: Netherlands vs. Spain

Predictions: Germany over Uruguay, Spain over Netherlands.

Results:
3rd place playoff: Germany - 3, Uruguay - 2 FFFFFFFFFFFFFUCKKKJLDKFJG;LSHDFG YEAHHHHHHH
World Cup Final: Spain - 1, Netherlands - 0 (extra time, goal by Iniesta in the 119th minute for Spain)

Congratulations to Spain, 2010 Fifa World Cup Champions.

Chicago Blackhawks win the Stanley Cup 4 games to 2 over the Philadelphia Flyers.

My adjusted prediction: Blackhawks in 7 games.
Apparently I gave the Flyers too much credit in my prediction.

Current series score: Blackhawks lead 3-2.
Game 1 score: Blackhawks - 6, Flyers - 5
Game 2 score: Blackhawks - 2, Flyers - 1
Game 3 score: Blackhawks - 3, Flyers - 4 (overtime)
Game 4 score: Blackhawks - 3, Flyers - 5
Game 5 score: Blackhawks - 7, Flyers - 4
Game 6 score: Blackhawks - 4, Flyers - 3 (overtime) Blackhawks win series 4-2.

FUCK YEAH BLACKHAWKS, FUCK YEAH.