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My god was this movie epic.

Why it didn't win best film is blasphemous and beyond my understanding.

I'll jingle your fucking bells.

Fuck, I'm legal.

...Is it possible for something to be impossible?

Enjoy them.

Yeah you.

We're watching you like the fricken gestapo gone kgb on crack. Mind your neck 'round these parts.

SHE'S GONNA FUCK YOU UP WITH HER GUREN MARK 2, YO.

Also, she just might seduce you with her overwhelming hotness just long enough to melt your knightmare with you inside.

That was perhaps the best ending episode (of Geass) to any show ever made and ever will be made. There is now a permanent white stain on the inside of my pants.

I know right?

Post about spring break and your drunken and sexual activities over said break.

Mine was bland, depressing, and uneventful.

That's right everyone, I've just been blessed with the gift of a new digital camera, and I want to put it to good use. That's where you come in, just post what you'd like me to do in a picture, and I'll do it for you. Do keep in mind that I won't take insane requests like "lololcockspl0x." Make it a doable request, mmk?

I'll try to get everyone's request down, provided I can actually do their request. I'll post the name of the requestee on here with a link to an image of their request done to the best of my ability. Simple right? Just look on here for your username, and click the link next to it to see the image. Though you're welcome to view all the other images besides the one you requested, wouldn't be much of a photo op if I only let you see one picture right?

I'll reply to your comment if I can do it, and will update it saying that the picture is uploaded once I have uploaded and posted a link by your username here.

And gogogogogo.

I'll start things off with a little facepalm action, gotta love those.

Request list and links to pictures:
Skybolt-DX - The liking of the buttsex.
Skybolt-DX - Sandwich eating me, this one was fun to make.
Skybolt-DX - WHAT AM I FIGHTING FOOORRRR
Sashuno - Shoe on head, lol.
Sashuno - Bedn thumbs up
reed - Eating a sammich.
Oxymaniac - Sharpie in ear.
InsertFunnyUserName - Biting my moniter.
darksigns - CD drive as cupholder.
thatoneguyfromDD - Typing with teeth